Micro:bit

Boring piece of shit I made jingle bells in

Person A: Micro:bit sucks
Person B: yea

by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025

Micro-Commitment Crisis

The sudden panic that hits when someone asks you to make a harmless, tiny decision, like choosing a pen color, picking a Spotify queue song, or deciding which side of a sandwich to eat first, and your brain temporarily shuts down as if you’re negotiating peace treaties.

“Bro asked me to pick a playlist and I had a full micro-commitment crisis.”

by yo.its.furk December 3, 2025

Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025

lil microbølgeovn

The hottest rapper in the game no doubt.

oooh shit boiiiii that is a bar from lil microbølgeovn aka Axel foleys new mixtape!!!

by ungspillerpopperpiller August 15, 2018

Gym micro set

😜😜😜 burned 700 calories and yah ate after so.....

🤣🤣🤣 Gym micro set.

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 9, 2020

Thrombotic microangiopathy

a condition where the pussy eats away anything in touches

Thrombotic microangiopathy a

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023