hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

molly mecham

Someone who is only good at 8ball and none of the other games for some reason. Also can’t spell to save their life

You know Molly Mecham?
Yea the girl who can’t spell or play any game besides 8ball?

by Bigfinder111 November 29, 2021

Peg Matcher

Having been penetrated or having penetrated the same person.

Lauren and Alice are peg matchers because they both slept with Harry.

by Hary Gofman January 9, 2022

Lego mech

when you make a Lego mech that u play with until u need more parts

man 1: I wanna make a LEGO MECH
man 2: ok u degenerate

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Mix & match

an annoying prick

You know that Mix & match keed?
Absolutely hadakeed with that keed

by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022

EPL Matchweek

The week in which English Premier League games are played starting on Saturday rather than Sunday.

EPL Matchweek 33 starts on Saturday and ends on Friday.

by knotcher April 19, 2022

grim matchstick

A boss in the popular game ‘Cuphead’. It is one of the hardest bosses. It is a green dragon that sprouts three heads in the final phase.

‘ I still can’t pass Grim Matchstick! Its so hard!’

by A Random Poppy May 25, 2022