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Mexican Sour Gherkin

A form of handjob in which the male sex organ is covered in sour cream and wrapped with a soft taco shell

Another name for a Mexican man's sexual organ

A type of grape sized pickle
The Mexican prostitute gave me an awesome mexican sour gherkin last night.

When Juan took off his bath towel, everyone could see his mexican sour gherkin.
by Mr. Gherkin October 8, 2015
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mexican dustbuster

When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.
by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016
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mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.
Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.
by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016
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mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017
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mexican jew byrd

A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.
"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."
by French23 June 3, 2017
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mexican seven up

Mexican beer with a lime in it.
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.
by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017
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mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina
We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus
by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017
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