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Mental Retardation

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation
by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021
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half mental

Almost crazy. Bordering on "mental," which is completely insane.

One who acts like a retard, even though he does not have a condition of mental retardation.
Dude, I can't stand living with Jake anymore. He sits in the living room doing hot rails and playing World of Warcraft all day. I mean... the guy is driving me half mental!

That new kid is half mental. He smells like burnt onions, he can't dress himself and he always has mustard stains on his shirt.
by sc0ner June 20, 2010
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Retirement Mentality

The mental self-delusion affecting millions of people who look forward to to doing nothing after a lifetime of achieving nothing in the workforce.
Jon's got retirement mentality. He seriously thinks he'll be able to do less at home than he does at work.
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Mental STD

When you think about screwing so many people you feel dirty mentally
Yeah i would check myself for a mental STD
by tubby jones May 20, 2011
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Mental health

Not my problem. This 👇

Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.
Hym "My mental health is as intact as it needs to be (for all intents and purposes). Is it a waste that all my brilliance and talents are wasted on my monomaniacal pursuits? Yes. It is. But nothing else matters." (+±) 👈 (I made that on accident. I was wiping an eye lash off my keyboard but it looks like a face so I'm going to leave it)

Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.

And it's because of this 👇

Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
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mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive
"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."
by DB February 19, 2005
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Mentally Challenged

Man: You're so mentally challenged.

Me: Don't call me that. This is 3022. Call me "retarded" instead.

Man: Sorry.
by OhNo S. August 29, 2022
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