broken penis torture method #4

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.

I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

by faglord69xdxd December 20, 2021

meteora

the second album by cookie-cutter band linkin park.

"lets be just like everyone else and go buy Meteora"

"i just bought Meteora, it came with a free Pepsi Cola temporary tattoo"

by dan?!!? November 22, 2006

Mr. Me Too

A person (usually a man, but can also be a woman) who has sexuallyharrassed or assaulted a person, leading the victim to proclaim "Me Too" after describing the incident usually via social media.

Girl: My neighbor tried to kiss me last night and he's married.

Friend: Oh wow! He always seemed so nice, I didn't know he was a Mr. Me Too. Sad.

by KandydoesntKare October 27, 2017

methodist0ne

means the coolest person on the vesti and gets all the girls when he shows them the goods.

methodist0ne = TeH CoOlNeSs

by John G February 12, 2005

method gurl

haha hell YEA!!!! gerl u knows yous tha crunkest bitch evah big ups to u gerl!!!!

just read yah illterate nigga haha!!!

by AuSTiN tha realest NIGGAAA!!! holla at your boy ya know where Im at NYC holla holla April 16, 2004

plurality method

This method of determining the "winner" of a competition or election is common in many of the countries around the world that vote for their leaders. Unlike the "majority method" that requires 50% or more of the votes to win, the plurality method relies only on the winner to have the most percentage of a vote.

Here is one example of the plurality method in work.

Three candidates are running for office in a small community. Roughly 1000 people cast votes on election day; after the votes are tallied,

candidate A receives 34% of the votes,
candidate B receives 30% of the votes,
candidate C receives 36% of the votes.
None of the candidates received 50% to win in a majority vote. However, candidate C would have won because he/she gained the largest percentage of the votes.

by Samuel DB January 31, 2006

metooha

(N.) Another bitch term from bitch-bey itch-bey, Mike Slampak aka pimp. Apparently, it REALLY is something a British patient says after having extensive Dental Work.

Dr. Proctor: "So where does it 'urt at, gov'na?" Mr. Bean: "Ey in Metooha, ya blinking Wanker wannabe four side eyed bugger."
The giddy lil' West Virginia ho responded to being a porn movie "fluffer" by saying "MeToofa!"

by Unknown November 26, 2003