Matthew

He has a HUGE COCK.

Generally is very hot and has sexy blue eyes.

He is very muscular and athletic.

Is big on the outside ;), but sensitive and caring on the inside.

OMG is that a Matthew? Look at the size of his cock!

Oh you will never catch him, his dick brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right its bigger than yours!

OMG look at that guy's sexy blue eyes.

That is a Matthew, yeah they are all so sexy and muscular.

by Mother Of God November 17, 2013

Matthew Cook

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.

Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook

by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020

Matthew

Matthew’s are the type of person you will be forever grateful for. They give the best advice and have a type of honestly that may seem blunt to some people, but is much needed in this world. Also, no matter what may happen, you can never seem to stay upset with them for long, due to the compelling sense of trust and security that they provide. While Matthew’s can sometimes seem blunt and will always find ways to push your limits, they provide the best advice and encourage you to continue growing as an individual. No matter what may happen in your life, you can always know that they will be there for you and will help you through every moment of it. At a first glance, Matthew’s don’t show many emotions and are often quite guarded. However, once you take the time to get to know them, you will be grateful and realize just how intriguing and complex they are. If you have a Matthew in your life, you should be thankful in knowing that you have gained the trust of someone who will never leave your side.

Matthew CHILL

by boualisisbad1206 April 18, 2022

Matthew

Matthew; a person typically referred to as Matt and/or Mat. Generally loves weed/alcohol/Vicodin and xbox. Matthews tend to have big dicks and are commonly wicked floozys. Usually good-looking and generally a well-rounded player when it comes to girls. They tend to also be pretty hilarious and love to fight anyone who talks shit, and usually win due to an sudden, ridiculous adrenaline rush. Matthew's can be major dicks, but are usually good guys in general.

Brandon: "wooah dude, you see that fight today?"
Ryan: "yeah dude kevin went totally matthew on that kid!"
Brandon: "yeah what a fucking boss!"

by ilovemen_x3 December 18, 2011

matthew fischer

fagget tall kid who is really scrawny and loves little ugly asian girls super homo

Dude: he hooked up with all those ugly chicks

Other Dude: yea he's such a matthew fischer

by Robert Swann April 23, 2011

Matthew 15:4

Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.

Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!

by Guyoo December 8, 2007

Matthew

A super hot guy, who is usually into music, reggae, plays guitar, ukelele, drums, and sometimes piano. Can sing really well. Really sweet, kind caring, smart, cute, funny. Usually meets their soulmate on Omegle and they make really good couples with girls named Nadia.

"Wow, look at that guy, he looks like a Matthew."

by ilikefoodandunicorns September 25, 2011