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Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
by awb1809 March 4, 2021
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Mars

Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!

Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!

Person 1: DAMMIT MARS

Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
by ratsewerfall April 3, 2022
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23 mars

Every person why is born on that day is very pretty person with an amazing personality.

Fun fact they are sooo good in mathematiques !!
Clothilde, why is born on 23 mars, is a very good example
by cemp.ui November 22, 2021
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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
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Mar

"Mar" is a versatile, ambiguous term that can serve as a response to a wide range of questions when one prefers not to provide a clear answer. It can imply agreement, disagreement, uncertainty, or neutrality, depending on the context and tone in which it is used.
1. **Question:** "Do you want to go to the Chandler’s Restaurant tonight?"

**Response:** "Mar."

2. **Question:** "Did you finish the report I asked for?"

**Response:** "Mar."
by DisappointMints July 21, 2024
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Mars

I would say they're pretty cool
Extremely talkative and sometimes random
Can be annoying sometimes but are really sweet to people they care about
Not very good at comforting people but they try their best
Can't spell (or use grammar) for the life of them

Does funny things for attention and validation
But only in front of their friends
Mars needs to shut the f up
by _Mars_ May 9, 2022
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Mar

A Mar is a cute person, a cute bf and a cute bff Mar is always gonna b cute. A Mar will like to drink and smoke some weed , he will also like to drink good alcohol, but b careful cuz a Mar will be shy and if u wanna get is his good side you'll have to be careful , but when he has enough confidence he will be the best of your life
Mar is the best bf Ill ever have
by GamerBoy234 May 16, 2021
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