Manchestered

When a very large and heavy man sits on your chest so you can't move.

I was wrestling with Jack and then he Manchestered me.

by ManlyManchesterMan April 30, 2020

Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020

Marcelese

Speaking in undecipherable manner or hard to understand

I went to the doctor and he was speaking marcelese, so I had to ask him to rephrase it.

by Ubiquitous Ninja October 13, 2020

Manchenko

so handsome hot and hot,also has depression and suicidal thoughts B)

WOW,MANCHENKO'S ARE SAD!

by 321CALEB123 November 6, 2020

manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great

Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again

by Vynnee November 11, 2020

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

macheta

She is very funny and caring.She is very tough so don’t mess with her she is also very smart and beautiful.She has a lot of wisdom

Macheta is caring and very smart.

by Hansudhhneb November 30, 2020