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mud monkey

the smallest version of a poop gingerly pinched off between the ass cheeks
DAMNIT! You don't pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.
by All the other names are taken November 1, 2010
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Mud Puppy

When a girl does anal and she shits on your dick and then she sucks it off
Bro my girl gave me the nastiest Mud Puppy that was the sloppiest thing I've ever seen
by Domtheslaher April 8, 2017
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Mud-raker

1!)One who interminably rises to all inevitable occasions(situations, whether unique to similar, deeming or seeming historically reoccurring and prone to this individual) while wholeheartingly disregarding all risks with a headstrong(fuck you) approach to excrement-showerings(when shit hits the fan continuously- and then some) and impossible obstacles. Solely, significantly and solemnly to seek, potentially obtain, Truth: believed to be the only means of survival and source of value.
2)(simpler yet degraded) Never give-up: Never surrender... Never back down-- 'let's do this'-- 'Step up'--'fuck it, I'm down for what eva'' (b) Never looking down even in the darkest of times; with an extreme contrary to the usual responses of difficulties-- as the level of difficulty increases so dose the sense of relaxation, confidence and yet eagerness to pull-threw
Lettering, littering…. It’s got me twisting

Here’s a proposal-- but what’s it to You?
You got the world in Yo Hands, though, please hea’ me through…

• I shot* my mind by aiming at the moon: it gravitated back down within me, pierced the skull to embed my brain… inertly burning beyond curing its’ inadvertent luring: reason
• Once-flooded heart-- now dried to the core-- give me another ‘n’ all do it all the more
• I got back up and shot* again-- this time aiming straight out: at a target about 90 degrees south… it sparked* and no sooner backfired: blinding all; including my third eye
• Wrung this heart for all it’s worth: milked its’ blood, now drunk with pure sorrow... and why?
• Trudged through a body with limits broken: all known by only men… Mud-raker

This Spirit’s all what’s left… deal me in Lord: Let’s ante-up!

*shot: burnt, destroyed/ (double meaning with) attempt
*shot: attempt
*sparked: hope

Believed to have originated in Vietnam; describing the reporters who risked their lives at all coasts just to obtain the truth and bring it back home to America. Keep in mind the key term as Mud-raker was potentially developed based upon the principal that many troops were forced in these circumstances(in no way am I demeaning their struggle or loyalty) though the reporters choose to trudge threw these situations which included marching in knee-to-waist deep mud(with the constant rain) and an some areas: feces—yeah, knee to waist deep excrement. This obviously caused many infections, deaths, diseases and sufferings of all kinds… there were recordings of troops drowning in shit because a motor-rounds landing near by and creating a huge creator which instantly sucked all those who were near by in and too deep in shit to be pulled out.
by S.W.K. aka: wafflez1697 August 27, 2008
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mud puppy

Slang word for a white woman who loves sex only with a black man.
Becky is such a mud puppy, she only wants a black man
by Rebecca69 May 25, 2006
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Mud flaps

Mud Flaps : A usually fat or loose girls drooping va-j-j lips. They hang between a girls hips and sometimes make an odd swishing noise when walking.

Never a good thing 0_o
Tina: oooh go down on me honey

Pablo: ewww fuck naw girl you got those big floppy mud flaps going on....like your gonna fly away

Tina: damn mud flaps
by dark carnival guru January 20, 2009
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Mud Bud

Is the sticky resin and tar that you scrape out of your Marijuana smoking piece in times of desperation to just get high again. Like after your not High anymore.
Like after you finish your bag of Marijuana

Dude#1:Hey man got any bud?

Dude#2:Nah Man I smoked it all...

Dude#1:Well lets smoke the Mud Bud from your pipe.

Dude#2:Dude...good thinking.

Problem solved.
by NorthElite32 June 10, 2010
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mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
by blacktony July 1, 2008
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