Mitch

Someone who constantly makes excuses as to why he can't go do shit with his homies. Basically a Man bitch
Hince the name

Homie-"Dude lets go sky diving!"
Mitch-"ah man idk I gotta do laundry and feed my fish"
Homie- "damn, don't me such a Mitch"

by The guy with awesome words April 28, 2014

Mitchell

Normally a dickhead and don’t care about anything other than hisself. Sometimes can be nice and be there but mostly chooses drugs or video games over anything and acts big when he’s not.

Person1: ‘Mitchell is so pathetic.’

Person2: ‘Tell me about it!’

by anonymous~•~ October 16, 2018

miltch cow

someone with saggy boobs

she such a miltch cow

by shino4543 June 26, 2009

Mitchell

A full blown autistic tard who's basic as fuck, starts beef unnecessarily and try's way too hard to defend himself.

Bro 1:"Bro did you see that fag commenting on francis post"
Bro 2: "yeah bro he was doing a mitchell"

by The Facts spitter August 28, 2018

Mitch Slap

A very weak bitch slap. Often done jokingly, but occassionally a serious gesture.

That was one serious mitch slap, I bet you didn't even feel it.

by Fenbers February 11, 2010

Mitchell

A short, angry person. Sometimes referred to as "Trollop". Extremely hostile, and will most certainly rip the head off of anyone that disobeys her. Mitchells tend to gather in dark wooded areas. When approaching a Mitchell, use extreme caution as they are quick to anger and very dangerous.

Help, I am being attacked by a rabid Mitchell!

by Asian78 January 16, 2014

Mitchell

Sad pathetic lonely acts cool but isn’t try’s to fit in but cannot possibly suicidal hopefully

He is such a Mitchell

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018