Miles

Miles is a really funny memer guy. He also loves anime and is a big weeb, he's not the perv loser weeb he's just cool and really funny. He is loyal to his gf and doesn't cheat.

Jeff: Oh hey miles how are you?
Miles: I'm all good, How are you?
Jeff: I'm pretty good too.

by Iridocyclitis1.0 May 7, 2019

Miles

He is awesome I have him as a brother. So ya.

"Miles! Don't push the big red button!"

by Gravity Seeker May 15, 2019

Miles

Miles is a name of a faggot. He will most likely be super attached to you then break up with you out of nowhere. he sucks cow pussy

"hey dude, do you know that miles kid?"
"yeah, what a wasteyute"

by arthenya June 19, 2019

Miles

Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.

Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"

by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019

Miles

Miles is often a really tough boy, he is one of a kind and will respect you as you should be respected. But he is also very self deprecating and insecure. This so why he will focus on you all the time to get his mind off of him. Miles' make great friends and tend to be very loyal. Miles' most often turn to unhealthy coping mechanisms, cutting, smoking, drugs exc.

Person 1: Did you hear how Miles bright his girl/boyfriend chocolates and flowers?
Person 2: Yah, but did you see his scars and the bags under his eyes?

by Gay_phan_boi August 21, 2019

Miles

the cutest guy anyone could ask for. hes athletic and super supportive. he may be a bit of a player but he always pulls through. miles’ are very sweet and loving, anyone who wouldnt wanna be around him is a snake and psychotic. they are sensitive and will always be by your side. if you have a miles, be sure to keep him. i may have lost mine, but hold on. no matter how stubborn they act or how much they make you jealous, wait. just wait. it will work out because no matter how a miles treats you, they will always turn around and will always have your back.

Friend: have you seen that ugly miles?! his blonde hair disgusts me!

Me: are you PSYCHOTIC?! hes the cutest human on the planet!

by yourlocalidiot August 27, 2019

mikesplaining

To claim that someone was wrong when explaining something and then proceeding to give an almost exact detailed explanation of the same thing by using more complicated words with the tone of a pretentious asshole.

She described a dog to be a cute, furry animal, but he said that was absolutely wrong. He was mikesplaining that a dog is actually a 4-legged canine that can be a variety of colors and needs food and water to survive and often has an intense hatred of cats.

by A tired ass bitch October 4, 2019