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Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021
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Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
by looneylobs August 5, 2017
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I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
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by dddisaster November 29, 2016
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by Podesta XD June 9, 2018
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