Definitions by Falcon64

Mental Masturbation 

The act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience.

"That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation"

Mental Masturbation by Falcon64 April 30, 2018