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massaging the truth

A veiled or masked truth that is actually a downright lie.
Even though you worked your scheduled hours and by law it is called overtime, management tells you that massaging the truth to reflect it as comp time or flex time.
by zenmasterdzuy July 6, 2015
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Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.
Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!
by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008
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Private message

Private messages or known as (PM) are used when one person wants to message someone outside of the group chat.
Person 1: um person 2 can u please private message me thanks.
Person 2: Oh ok, sure.
by Fadewulf March 18, 2021
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send a message to Fidel

A euphemism for defecate particularly popular in South Florida and other areas where there is a large population of refugees from the Fidel Castro regime.
¡'ño! Gotta send a message to Fidel, brb :-/
by leonAzul May 9, 2010
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Messages

This is a Scouse term, originating in Liverpool, which basically means the shopping (groceries).
Go and get the messages in or you're not sleeping in this fucking house tonight.
by Rammo July 20, 2010
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over-message

When you send too many messages to one person at one go, or send a long rambling pile of poo when you only needed two sentences. see spam
Message1: Hi I remember you from school you are sooo hot blah blah blah

Message 2: ....
Message 3: ...

Reply: WTF!???

Message 14: sorry, I wayyy over-messaged there. I live my wife and kids and I will not be in contaact again.
by captain jack aubrey May 13, 2009
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Ass Message

A term used to describe flatus.
1. I just sent you an Ass Message, I hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own Ass Message.

2. Oh my god! It smells like someone's broadcasting an Ass Message in here.

3. Stop sending me Ass Messages, Man.
by PixelMonkey March 1, 2011
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