Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope

The most random thing the human brain can whip up within the 21st century.

Fucking, Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope.

by YankyStanky December 27, 2018

The Old Macdonald

When one man blows another man. Then, while still blowing him, Fucks him up the ass from the missionary position.

Bruce: Hey Todd, want me to give you The Old Macdonald?
Todd: Sure!
Bruce: Ok, here we go...
Todd: Eeeeee....Iiiiiiii.....Eeeeee....Iiiiii....Ooooooooooh!

by Hachi Moro September 23, 2010

Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.

Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

by Kerry Thomson October 31, 2016

Macaroni Time

When you're having a dinner consisting only of macaroni

- It is time!
- Time for what?
- Macaroni time!

by Prahlet June 6, 2015

macho harris

SEXY ASS PLAY FOR THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.
first year rookie #35
but has ALOT OF POTENTIAL.
was cornerback for V tech.
WILL BE COMING UP.

damn dude...
this eagles play just made me hot...
probably macho harris makin that play.

by I love you macho March 18, 2010

maccom

Man who lost his leg in a car accident and so put his immensely large penis in place of it. Continually getting into fights when he gets aroused (that's when the "kicking" begins).

Here he comes, walking down the street. Gets the funniest looks from everyone he meets. It's Maccom.

by ...yes March 3, 2005

MacDoh

A MacDoh is an extremely rare, incredible species, which is only found deep within the core of Scotland. This creature is beautiful, kind and genuine, not to forget absolutely hilarious with a personality that one will simultaneously adore and attract to. If you are ever to come across this rare breed then don't ever let it out of your life, keep him close because you will be missing out on a true legend otherwise.

MacDoh

by Nolando_ September 4, 2012