Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

to be finished with or tired of, your current activity or situation.

It was 1980 or 81, when I was working for a bank on Long Island, that I said this to my co-worker Bill. The office dress code back then was suit and tie. For fun, I used a plastic fork to secure my tie to my shirt. The real meaning behind this was to indicate that I was tired of the long hours on my current job, and had decided it was time to get a different one, thus Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

by DanHal July 30, 2007

Yeah I'm done

A term used for when finished with someone's shit after constant chances of trying to deal with said shit.

Examples:

(1)
Crushes Friend -

"Hey I don't think you and her would work out, so can you stop talking to her?"

You -

"Yeah I'm done"

(2)
Roommate -
"Do you mind paying for the rent again? I promise this is the last time I'll asked"

You -

"Yeah I'm done"

This term can also be said in many different ways, here are a few examples.
(Other ones can put more emphasis how much your done with there shit)
- Yeah fuck this, I'm done
- Well, I'm done
- You know what, I'm done
- Yeah I think I'm done with your shit

by YouKnowThatGuyFromLisburn July 18, 2017

If I'm lying, I'm dying

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.

Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.

by KY Dude February 25, 2019

M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 April 23, 2018

Wowzers my guy I'm depressed.

A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.

Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."

by ImHereUnfortunatly April 13, 2019

Omg I'm dum-

When ur really dum and wanted to search it on Urban Dictionary (ﾉ*･ω･)ﾉ

Omg I'm dum-
Wait-
why won't I just search it on Urban Dictionary? 😃

by Gacha-cuz-why-not? August 29, 2021

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020