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M'Dad

M'dad is the southern Florida way of saying "My" and "Dad". This is the politest way to call your father figure, it shows love and affection. It is commonly used by young boys to older father figures, not necessarily fathers, to express how proud they are of them.
by Type_Writer June 22, 2017
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I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
by Nick D September 9, 2005
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Dad, I’m hungry

An underrated dad joke with a kid saying he’s hungry and his dad roasting his own child by calling him “Hungry” and making the child think his name is “Hungry”.
Dad, I’m hungry.
Hi hungry, I’m dad!
by juicyguyzer February 23, 2020
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I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.
Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.
by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019
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I'm in love with my dad

the wise words of Matthew Watson
by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022
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I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.
“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)
by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025
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