M'Dad 

M'dad is the southern Florida way of saying "My" and "Dad". This is the politest way to call your father figure, it shows love and affection. It is commonly used by young boys to older father figures, not necessarily fathers, to express how proud they are of them.

M'dad is just so cool! I love him!

M'Dad by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad 

SCREEEEER BABY ICE cream girl

Elizabeth afton : dad I'm hungry

William Afton ok

elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad

elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad by WhatToPut-? September 19, 2021

I'm your dad 

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.

Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."

I'm your dad by Nick D September 9, 2005

Dad, I’m hungry 

An underrated dad joke with a kid saying he’s hungry and his dad roasting his own child by calling him “Hungry” and making the child think his name is “Hungry”.

Dad, I’m hungry.
Hi hungry, I’m dad!

Dad, I’m hungry by juicyguyzer February 23, 2020

I'm gonna call my dad 

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.

Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

I'm gonna call my dad by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019

I'm in love with my dad 

the wise words of Matthew Watson

"OoooOoO I'm in love with my dad~"

I'm in love with my dad by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex August 14, 2022

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

I’m going to be a dad? by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025