Sloppy Lobster

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.

Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know

by green_peen_memes January 13, 2021

Lobster Centurion

The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.

The Lobster Centurion is a rank in the Lobster Legion.

by Lobster Lady March 06, 2023

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 16, 2023

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 16, 2023

4 pound lobster

woman with a full round butt

that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)

by mtowne November 27, 2007

broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 26, 2019