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Lisa

Lisa is the type of girl you want to run away from as she is a dirty cock seeking whore. She's the type of women to get pregnant 4 times at the age of 15 and live off welfare (Don't ask). She's also the type that will sleep with anyone with a dick and give them stage 7 genital warts. It happened to me so I don't want it to happen to you... Stay clear of all Lisa's.
Rick - "Hey lisa! What kind of STD do you have today?"
Lisa - "All of them"
by Fanatic_Virus September 6, 2019
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moana lisa

A famous painting made my michaelangelo of a "smiling"girl,he supposedley planned to make it hard to tell if she's smiling at you or with you
Person at museaum 1 to person 2:hey,look,theres the famous painting of moana lisa

person at museaum 2:cool.michaelangelo did great work didnt he?

person at museaum1:yes,he did.
by history geek May 27, 2010
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Lisa

A Lisa can be very scary. She does wild gestures with her hands when she talks and might end up slapping you in the process. She can be very loud and gets disappointed if you don't get the bus home from school.
Person: Lisa hasn't asked if I'm going on the bus yet today. That's surprising.

Lisa, shouting down the corridor: ARE YOU GOING ON THE BUS???

person 2: let's run whilst we still can
by What.is.my.life June 25, 2019
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Lisa

Lisa you’re such an abortion
by LilJango October 1, 2019
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Lilac

To put shit on a vagina while on her period then eat her out
I want you to lilac me you sick fuck.
by Mr.1200 August 15, 2008
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Lisa

SHE IS THE MOST F#CKING PICE OF S##T THAT EVER LIVED
LISA IS A B#tch
by FRANK556655 October 23, 2019
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