lickbag

like douche bag it is another word for dumbass

Which one of you lickbags left the coffeepot on?

by cdog71 February 27, 2009

lick dick

the physical act of producing sexual gratification on a male individual by using a tongue to create frictional contact over the penis. Sensitive pressure receptors in the penial skin produce singals that result in an euphoric sensation. This may lead to orgasm.

You have to lick dick if you want to be camp as a row of pink tents

by tonywashere April 5, 2011

Lick Job

To perform the act of cunnilingus. muff diving carpet munching rug munchingcunnilingus

'what happened last night Dee - 'I got 3 lick jobs'

by SE10 November 5, 2012

Leaf Licker

An environmentally friendly lesbian.

That hippy girl doesn't seem to be in to boys... She must be a leaf licker.

by office glen October 1, 2005

licking chips

The act of playing the field by giving attention to many potential partners, but avoiding any serious advances.

Comes from the juvenile practice of licking chips, particularly Doritos brand, in order to claim them for oneself, but not necessarily eating them.

"Man, she called last night...I think she's still into me"
"Naw, she's just licking chips."

by RLIU July 20, 2007

lick a duck

The African term (Lieflike Dag), for "have a lovely day".

Goodbye and lick a duck!

by Shakem March 10, 2017

Lick Out

British Army speak for describing something as particularly difficult.

That fitness test was a total lick out

by BigStink117 October 7, 2019