Lewis

Back stabbing smelly bastard that only talks to a “friend” because he wants a bag

Lewis: hi mate, got new number, miss you lots, can you sort a bag?

by HWFG4444 September 9, 2023

Harrison Lewis

A small lad, about 5 feet tall, who boxes random things (e.g. a potted plant), for pleasure.

"Have you seen the latest boxing match?"
"Yes, Mike Tyson knocked out his opponent so easily, it was like watching Harrison Lewis box a random object."

by WhompingFicus September 15, 2023

Lewis pole

A sexual predator of the jungle with a very loud bird call

I see a Lewis Pole yesterday

by anonymous September 30, 2023

Lewis

Lewis is a super straight Tiger whisperer 😉

Lewis is straight

by Kahsgrossygs October 4, 2023

Lewis Jones

A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.

OH Gyal I Cant Walk Because i Went To Lewis Jones Abode

by Not Lewis Jones October 7, 2023

Lewis

Total legend, massive stud, unlimited bitcheez, funniest guy ever.

God I 'm totally in love with lewis

by bevrango69420 November 22, 2021

Lewys

No mere mortal possesses the name.

Derived from the heart of Gods Country - Wales, Lewys was the name of the legend known today as The Welsh Barber.

Lewys is a God 🥵

Lewys The Welsh Barber 🥵

That Lewys, The Welsh Barber, is a God in bed 🥵

by The Welsh Barber November 22, 2021