Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.

"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"

by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023

Lewis Bamber

Lewis bamber sucks dick
N he smells

Lewis bamber is gayyyy

by LewisBambersuckscock;) December 13, 2019

Sydney Lewis

One of the nicest, sweetest, funniest girl I know. She’s smart and loves the things I love. Very passionate about there hobbies. Very, very gorgeous gorgeous. She sorta smells like gummy worms and perfume. Honest to the core and heartwarming. Very funny and has great tastes in music and anime. Great cosplays. 10/10 looks, 10/10 personality, 10/10. <33

Person 1: Hey who’s that cute girl down the hall?
Person 2: That’s Sydney Lewis, duh
Person 1: Oh yeah, my bad.

by Fr0gJu1c3_ July 2, 2021

Lewis and Clarking

When that one friend always talks about leaving the east coast for the west coast, with out a game plan or sufficient funds

My friend just graduated college, he is lewis and clarking it.

by Moneyman206 June 4, 2018

lewis medcraft

annoying and hates everyone.They usually have trust issues.

lewis medcraft hates his friend called paul and never trusts him with anything he owns

by hieh April 13, 2020

Lewis

A well known roblox hacker who goes by the alais meowntindew1. But in reality he is actually a ninja cod master who uses lag spikes in world at war.

Lewis is a hacker who will find your IP and hack you.

Guy"Hey did you hear about that kid called Wolfy?"

Girl"yeah I heard about that legend.."

Guy"Yeah I know... Lewis is the real legend here though"

by Joshisugly April 20, 2018

Lewis

Gets pure pussy on the weekend, all the girls love his small Willy, will you beat on clash of clans any day

Girl1: yo wagwarn Lewis' dick is great
Girl2: ya dun no

by Ur lonely dad March 2, 2019