Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.

Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel

by Yetita January 26, 2017

Life's a Bihać

As opposed to its counterpart "Life's a bitch," this phrase is used after an unexpected series of pleasant or positive events have taken place. Used to describe the way life sometimes takes a positive turn when we least expect it. Bihać refers to Zoran Bihać, a German Film Director famous for his positive attitude.

Your friend: "I just got promoted and won the lottery in the same day!"

You: "Life's a Bihać."

by jvcmooks August 30, 2020

minipack life

The part of life when someone's daily-life moves around bags and backpacks for their unstable or nomadic life and is dependent mostly on mini-packs of every product like mini-pack shampoo, toothpaste, soap, biscuits etc.

Sorry I can't afford to host a party now as I'm in the minipack life, living on the floor of my friend's dorm room.

by BokaSoka June 20, 2011

Cosby life raft

When you shit in a toilet but do not flush. You just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. So this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your shit.

I was going to shower but somebody left a Cosby life raft in there and I couldn't even go in the bathroom

by Balognacheese September 1, 2014

Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.

They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life

by Sloth Life March 16, 2015

hardcore life

A life centering around Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco, Sex, being in troubled with Authorities, and going to Rock, Metal, and Punk concerts.

"I lived in a hardcore life, that is all about Smoking, Drinking, doing Drugs, Partying, and getting the bitches."

by Kyle McDavid December 24, 2017

Reverse Lifeguard

(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing

Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...

Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.

Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.

by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018