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Jose

Jose is a handsome male who will play with your feelings
I am so heart broken

I bet Jose played you!!
by Butifeul May 4, 2018
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jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival
I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.
by stantwitterdefinitions June 6, 2022
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Jose Sottomayor

The absolute biggest king you have ever met! This is the name of a person with whom you will fall in love and never forget for the rest of your life. He is of vivid emotion and can make you feel like time just stops if you stare into his eyes! Very funny and charismatic, but at the same time very humble and grounded. Overall just probably the best human being you will ever meet, and if you are lucky enough to know one, just send him 10 bucks to show him you appreciate his friendship :)
Man, how lucky are we that we know him! Truly blessed
That guy was awesome, a total Jose Sottomayor
by zelu November 23, 2021
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Jose

Jose very funny but very ugly is a Mexican really tall and usually has no hair
jose Mexican
by Mataqr18 March 14, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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