Ball Jockey

When it is apparent that a man's pants are too tight and he struggled to get them on.

Did you see Bivian's pants, he must have played ball jockey to get those on

by skullhex56 February 20, 2009

deadlift jockey

1) Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his legs and lower-back.

2) Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his lower body. For example: his work out may consist of doing deadlifts and squats; yet he does not curl, benchpress or work his triceps.

Look at Tim. He's such a deadlift jockey . I never see that guy in the gym doing curls or benchpress for that matter. His lower body is totally disproportional to his upper.

by Curlmaster December 15, 2008

Giraffe-Jockey

A short man with a tall girlfriend

A Giraffe-Jockey would be like Sylvester Stallone and Bridget Nielson

by Stefano Morandin October 14, 2008

pod jockey

derogatory term for djs who use ipods instead of vinyl.

"he's just a pod jockey. anyone can do that."

by luluvoodoo December 15, 2008

mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends

"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday

by mantos September 20, 2009

Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

by 1eyedwilly7 November 26, 2009

dirt jockey

Any person that prefers to be on the giving end of anal sex. This person is very animated in their performance, often slapping the ass of the person they are “riding” - as a jockey would ride a race horse. Often homosexual men, but a dirt jockey can be a straight man and sometimes a lesbian or straight woman in a pegging situation.

Darth: Hey where’s Doug?
Maverick: Oh, he’s hanging out at Dave’s house tonight.
Darth: Uh-oh...that dude is a master dirt jockey. He uses a crop and everything! Does Doug know that?
Maverick: He’ll probably figure it out later, right? LOL!

by Old Darth Barley June 17, 2018