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Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".
Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's
by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015
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Pulling a Johnson.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.
by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019
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Boris Johnson

meaning or hinting toward being exempt from rules, common courtesy, or such person's own laws that they put in place themselves
I probably shouldn't take aa suitcase full of booze into work tomorrow, but Boris Johnson did it, so clearly it's ok!
by jpdfive June 14, 2022
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Visa johnson

Visa johnson is your mom 🤠
by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022
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Gary Johnson

the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization
Gary Johnson is good, Clinton and Trump are both bigots towards LGBT people and racial minorities.
by Libertypedia June 4, 2023
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Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet
Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!
by CatRyBou August 20, 2023
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A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".
Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.
by Annon2019 March 25, 2019
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