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Jersey douche

The act of sweaty-crotched female New Yorkers walking over a subway grate as the train goes by, generating a waft of air up their dress/skirt/shorts that temporarily cools off their crotch.
I smell like a bad tuna sandwich - walk with me over to Canal street so I can grab a quick Jersey douche before the party.
by Fuckchop McGee August 3, 2011
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jeselia

A smart, intelligent girl who hardly gives a shit of what people think of her.
She is a total Jeselia
by jj21123 July 13, 2016
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Jesse

Rude guy. Sometimes nice. Gives nice advice. Will somtimes make u mad. When he does punch him in the face.
Jesse: stupid
Person: shut up

*Punch*
by Why_why May 3, 2018
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Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.
Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
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New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
by IsabellaP November 21, 2010
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Baby Blue Moon Jersey

I term of phase meaning awsomeness or greatness to one individual (but can only be used by someone by the african american race)
Carl-Hey is james pretty cool?
Deandrea- man... James is straight Baby blue moon jersey dog!!!!
by mr.stinson August 22, 2010
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Florence New Jersey

Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?
by Yeah your welcome July 21, 2019
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