janking

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024

Jankster

Just a dude who is completely out of it

Matthewis such a dang jankster

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Janke

An Indian slur. It means that they have a chode and jerk off on Omegle.

That kids a Janke he probably beats it to his computer and has a tiny penis

by MrKnowsAlot December 16, 2024

jankletien

word for soMeone(IA) to use to cheat and win in scrabble

Wow I'm so bad at scrabble I might just have to play jankletien.

by miasnumberonehater January 3, 2025

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jankle

The rate of change of the position of an object with relation to time. On a Jank versus time graph, Jankle versus time would be a graph of the original function's derivative. Units are distance/change in time.

Did you see how fast that car was going? Had to be like 200 Jankle.

by PlancksConstant February 6, 2025

janksterpiece

A creative work, usually a game or low-budget film, that is very unpolished and roughly-made but still charming and highly enjoyable.

"Hey check out that new janksterpiece on steam, it really kicks ass!"

by ANGRY_ASTRONAUT420 March 2, 2026