Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 05, 2009

Japanese Suppository

When you stick a wasabi pea up your ass.

Ryan shoved a Japanese suppository up his ass. It cleared his sinuses right up.

by Wasabi_Pea November 13, 2023

Japanese pheonix tattoo

A sick fire chicken

Japanese pheonix tattoo

Person 1: Yo sick fire chicken tattoo! Why'd you get it?!

Person 2: I really like buffalo wing man!

by PocketOwner March 31, 2020

:Japanese Ogre:

Slack emoji used to signify Mark is a Twat

Me - Yo yo yo dawg :Japanese Ogre:
Everyone - For real!

by SlankenSlacker September 02, 2021

Japanese Jelly Wall

A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.

Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.

by Koytt madre December 08, 2020

Japanese Sensation

The sensation where when you orgasm and you living the dream in your own world while thinking your going to turn into a zombie because your enjoying it so much

(Mark) I have had such a good wank. I felt the Japanese sensation

by December 06, 2020

Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022