Jasper

When you need more than 1 roll of toilet paper after taking a shit, you've pulled a Jasper.

Person 1: Did you liked your kebab last night?
Person 2: No i didn't, it gave me a Jasper.
Person 1: Auwchh..

by Pitbull_123 June 15, 2011

jumper

Other players on shoot'em'up games online e.g. COD....who have bad connection causing them to move like hayden christensen in the JUMPER.

Whoa...that guys a jumper!
Shit...jumpers

by J2daLo April 13, 2009

jumper

A person, usually a girl, that gives head to a guy and enjoys doing so

Damn, Becky is a jumper, I need to get up on that!

by Ziana September 28, 2004

puddle jumper

When you pee in a persons belly button, creating a decent sized puddle, then slapping the puddle with your little fella(your dick dip shit). To classify as a true puddle jumper, this action must create a splash, hopefully landing in or around the facial section of the person who was pissed on.

Nick: Dude picture this, last night I pissed on my girls stomach, creating a small pond if you will, on her belly button. Then I slapped it with my mini-wiener creating a small tidal wave that struck her face, it was awesome.

Ron: Oh, you mean you pulled off a puddle jumper? LOL

Nick: Actually I lied, i did that to you last night when you blacked out and fell asleep on my couch. Hehehe.

by trav907 May 29, 2008

Jumper

A party where almost everybody is jumping wildly instead of dancing.

God Man. That party last night was such a jumper

by Guy in a Suit May 16, 2009

roof jumper

A black person who after robbing a white guy jumps off the roof to escape

that fuckin roof jumper stole my t.v.

by boobs December 31, 2004

japer

noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.

"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"

"what a japer!"

by MuRpL July 29, 2004