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knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob
mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!
by blacklover19 November 2, 2008
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

Jockey

Bro: "my bro can kick your ass he's the best fighter I know".
Me: " ight bro stop jockeying that MF".
by Ugly ass💕💕 July 16, 2023
mugGet the Jockeymug.

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
mugGet the chode jockeymug.

Stick Jockey

Slang term for those who are exclusively attracted to Lacrosse players.
Your sister is a stick jockey, she only goes for lax bros.
by StickJockey February 23, 2023
mugGet the Stick Jockeymug.

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.
A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.
by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011
mugGet the river jockeymug.

douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
by FunkyVs December 26, 2013
mugGet the douche jockeymug.

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.
I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.
by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024
mugGet the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Clubmug.

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