none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

by Projekkt December 29, 2008

Too hot to trot

Damn, I look beautiful.

Have you seen Brook today? That bitch is too hot to trot.

by Kilroy Scott January 6, 2018

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

Too Stupid for the Dorm

You are dumb. You are soooooo dumb there is no chance you could even be in college.

Hurricane Sandy is coming. It's the hurricane to end all hurricanes. If you don't already own batteries and a flashlight you are too stupid for the dorm!

by Murder Mitten October 28, 2012

too much sauce

When you've already ejaculated two+ times, and your sexual partner refuses to let you ejaculate again.

Jim: I think it's happening!
Mary: No! You better hold it in!
Jim: But, why?
Mary: There's too much sauce!

by aliiens August 5, 2016

a cats fine too

When your grandma stops raping you in the bathroom and you so hungry for ping pong, then you remember your cat from Christmas.

Well, a cats fine too

by RRRPRGILYLAWIB May 6, 2018

too cool for facebook

People who think they are above joining facebook or believe they have better things to do that go on facebook.

Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?

Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook

Mark: Whatever...loser

by top rat April 11, 2010