muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.

That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.

by whatever788 October 17, 2010

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

Going to rob a bank

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces

by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011