30 minute mark

At the 30 minute mark in a yagami yato audio, they get into the slobbing and 🍆🍑💦.

“Oop, here go the 30 minute mark. Let me make sure my headphones are connected.”

by Shes a freeeeak😳 September 15, 2020

5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image

Check out my picture, 5 minutes in paint.

by psyc October 16, 2012

20 minute incident

when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth

Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______

by 5stackCarry August 14, 2023

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

minute clinic hoe

A hoe that can get you off in a minute then you need to go to a clinic

You must be one of those minute clinic hoes!!!!

by Lady J’s House of Worship August 6, 2021