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Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.
Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer
by Treeoflife November 5, 2017
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Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.
by Matthew James Williams August 4, 2007
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human buckaroo

A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare
Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo

Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
by El capitain September 13, 2005
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Human Vibrator

When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
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Faith in humans

When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.
P1: am I the only one losing faith in humans ?
P2: NO they always been like that so no faith lost!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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human

by Carbon Based April 4, 2005
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