human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.
Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.
by Quinton July 26, 2006
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Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018
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human supersoaker

when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out
My brothers did a human supersoaker. hes gay!!!
by Trip jones January 26, 2012
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buzzin' human

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.
look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human
by mario@glos September 05, 2010
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Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.
The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.
by Bananalover2468 April 02, 2011
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Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.
Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.
by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 04, 2007
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human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.
"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."
by tradesman April 01, 2003
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