Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 05, 2023
(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.
person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"
by The Emperor of Thunder September 19, 2012
when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out
by Trip jones January 26, 2012
Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.
by mario@glos September 05, 2010
by Bananalover2468 April 02, 2011
While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.
Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.
by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 04, 2007
A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet
Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"
Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"
Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"
Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"
Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"
by The Inc May 01, 2006