Hatchet Hand

A very obese woman who has a third hand in her pussy and when you stick your dick in her the hand jerks you off, because every one knows that you cant bust a nut by hanging your dick out a window.

There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.

Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.

Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.

by J Clark July 26, 2006

Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.

While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.

by Buck Russell December 30, 2008

snatch hatch

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.

"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"

by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009

mazda 3 hatchback

Probably the gayest car you can ever have. 151 hp that can't even take out a older v6 Mustang. Stock it looks stupid and the 4cyl sounds so gay. I'd rather have a prius than it. The only thing that is respectable is the speed 3. The mazda all around looks really lame and can't get you any pussy. If you want to get a real car get some American muscle.

Did you see that mazda 3 hatchback?
Yeah man its gay as hell

by Mazdakiller May 22, 2018

hitch a cock

To get a lift off someone

Mate can i hitch a cock with you?

by paddington398 May 8, 2008

hatchet monkey

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 8, 2005