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junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
mugGet the junior hockey gamemug.

Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans
Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"
by Merc2009 December 20, 2023
mugGet the Ro-Hockey World Tourmug.

hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt
gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option
by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021
mugGet the hockey assmug.

hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
mugGet the hockey gogglemug.

Sod Hockey

The boys and I had a round of sod hockey
by Stkboy April 8, 2022
mugGet the Sod Hockeymug.

hockey

a very canadian sport where big men slap a piece of rubber that slightly resembles an oreo with carbon fiber sticks while they have knives strapped to their feet and punch each other in an attempt to win a large hunk of silver.
person 1: wanna watch the hockey game?

person 2: are the wild on?
person 1: yessir
by spicy cucumbers April 3, 2022
mugGet the hockeymug.

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