choc-o-hawk

to squeeze a turd out vertically over a willing partner's head while getting a blowjob, in the form of a mohawk. usually administered in a 3-point stance.

I paid some prostitute to let me give her a choc-o-hawk at the truck stop last night.

by Turbo Mack December 19, 2008

to pull a Hawking

As a result of the world renowned scientist Stephen Hawking making headlines for coming up with such statements as "there are probably aliens in the Universe" and "time travel may be possible"; to pull a hawking has now become synonymous with stating something extremely obvious.

to pull a Hawking:

Mike pulled a Hawking after he said a lack of sleep can potentially make you tired.

by I'm Not Stephen Hawking May 6, 2010

cock hawk

When someone goes to cough but instead just spits into their mouth.

Nothing beats being woken up by the village cock hawk.

by razzamatazibizzle November 2, 2011

black hawk down

Being in a neigborhood that you do not belong in.

Those two white boys in this hood are having a black hawk down situation

by gvr June 3, 2006

side faux hawk

A stripe of hair spiked up to resemble a faux hawk, only tited to the side of one's head.

"I put my hair in a faux hawk, but it looked to symmetrical so I moved it over to one side to make a side faux hawk."

by Paco! July 27, 2008

Wise Hawk Sage

The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.

"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"

"Don't use VLC media player"

"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"

by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021

Winged Hero: Hawks!

Winged Hero: Hawks! A man too fast for his own good. Has many babybirds around the world, but not enough feathers for all of them. He also is wondering who songbird is and how they know his favorite song. . .and why do people want to 'End Hawks'? Or why do people think he likes spicy food, like Hot Wings?

"Winged Hero: Hawks! Age twenty-two. At eighteen he started his own agency, and by the second half of that year he was already in the top ten! The first pro in history to crack it before age twenty! Given that speed and relative youth, people say that he's moving too fast. It's no surprise he was ranked third in the last chart."

by Totally Not Hawks September 22, 2020