HopperFloppergold

When you find a spoon on the floor but it must be on a wenesday

“That’s a spoon laying their and it’s wenesday that’s my first HopperFloppergold!”

by SirDubdrago June 17, 2022

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits into a routine double play

Man oh man he really hosmered that one

by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits a routine ground ball

Man oh man he really hosmered that one

by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022

Hosmered

When a baseball player comes up to bat and hits a routine ground ball

Man oh man he really hosmered that one

by Concerned Padres fan June 19, 2022

hoserbateing

The act of masterbation with a properly fileted walleye

I went to canada to visit my hoser cousin, it was there i caught him hoserbateing with our supper. I ordered pizza that nite instead.

by Dissapointerists July 1, 2022

hoppercatellar

A drunk helicopter.

"That's to drunk to be a helicopter. It's a hoppercatellar"

by Hoppercateller July 21, 2023

Hoster

Hoster - if you can’t tell if the person seating you is a man or a woman. Most likely this means it’s a tranny “hoster” Or a “Pat”

Did the hostess seat you?

That’s not a hostess! That’s a hoster!

by AlmaHolzhert July 28, 2023