grip beast

Just some wild slang I just spotted in a TikTok comment.

"In a few years you can help her do other things she looks like she’s going to be a grip beast"
"Just a little grippy goblin hoping one day to fulfill the grip beast potential"

by AnonFox February 18, 2025

Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.

Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.

by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025

Grip

To tightly hug someone with no emotion.

I gripped the guy from down the street.

by dajadiah November 10, 2015

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

Guilly grip

An inherited gift, passed down from generations. Most notable alumni: Dosh has employed this gift in his favourite sport Rugby. Although it may have sexual connotations, Doshes 'Guilly grip' is merely for improving his Rugby performances.

Dosh has such a 'guilly grip'!

by JohnPorkOhio August 5, 2024

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020