by Dr Stupid August 9, 2018
Get the goochi goo mug.the area of a mans body that goes from the end of the ball sack to the ass crack and when sweaty makes gooch juice
taylor was being a dumb shit so i smacked her with my gooch and smacked her right across the face with the gooch juice
by devin hauser May 13, 2008
Get the gooch mug.While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.
by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011
Get the gooch tickler mug.a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did
dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
by Bayjayman February 26, 2008
Get the Goochy bag mug.by SMEXY PADS PLEASE! March 30, 2009
Get the Goochstrap mug.1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
by AnusMeister May 13, 2013
Get the Gooch Slapper mug.When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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