Concrete Glory Hole

A glory hole for females so horribly disgusting that you don't have to worry about the wall falling over and accidentally exposing the Land whale.(added bonus of the wall being sound-proof so you don't hear the disgruntling sounds of her going to work on your stick)

I was so horny last night bro, I found a troll and then proceed to let her abuse me threw a concrete glory hole.

by Bare-e September 8, 2010

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

glory grabber

To steal someone else's glory

To claim you did something, even though someone else did it

Kid # 1: Worked hard cleaning the house. Kid # 2 watched TV all day.

Mom comes home and says, "Wow! Who cleaned the house.

Kid # 2: "I did Mom."

Kid # 1: "Don't be a glory grabber!"

by KrisAlex December 10, 2008

Glory Hole Chop!

The act of ones sticking of there dick into a glory hole and then it getting struck by the person inside were the glory hole looks out into.

" I was just sticking my dick into a random gloryhole i found when suddenly i hear 'GLORY HOLE CHOP!' and the person inside struck my dick so hard that it was bent for life!".

by regreb yrrah Backwards June 18, 2010

Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

gooey willy

when someone comes up to you when your sleeping wacks off and puts the cum in your ear.

when you were passed out last night he gave you a gooey willy

by xnotforeverx14 August 6, 2006

goodyears

Legendary condoms that are used for homosexual sex only. Built extra-thick so that they won't tear during anal sex. Whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the United States, mainly during the 1990's.

Johhny: "Man, I'm such a pimp! I have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!"

Jimmy: "Whatever, you fag! They're probably all goodyears!

by P.J.H November 8, 2007