Goob

The penis...your dick..

"I think I'll go out tonight and dip my goob in some puss."

by t69man September 20, 2016

Goobasaurus

A goobasaurus is an extreme goober. Someone who is amazing and lovable, yet super silly and really rather weird. But that weirdness is part of what makes them so great. Plus they're super duper attractive.

My boyfriend is a goobasaurus and that's part of why I love him.

by Goobasaurus October 3, 2016

Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goob

(adjective.) guh-ō-b:
An endearing term referring to an individual that is inadvertently silly.

Silliness may or may not be limited to:
-Using excessive emojis
-Making noises when things are bumped into
-Makes up words
-Usually doesn't know what to do with his/ her hands
-Mouth kissing animals

Synonyms: nerd, dork, weirdo, nut

Alex is such a goob. He's always sending me a bunch of emojis at once.

by sk8rboi92 January 23, 2017

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017

goobend

Something that appeals to a person when stoned . Related terms: Goofy Goober, Gooben, Govert.

Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I'm in the mood for a double patty pulled chicken burger with extra cheddar, how about you?"
Patrick: "That sounds extremely goobend Spongebob, I want one."

by The Monarch of Osdorp February 19, 2017

goob squad

Two hardcore kids with the name of Tanner, and Matthew. The makers of the goob.

Goob Squad- Being in the group of Tanner, and Matthew.

by Goon Scoob February 24, 2017