Glazey Susan

When you Cum on someone's face and use a cake spreader to smooth the cum on their face.

After I came on her face I used my cake spatula to give her a Glazey Susan

by JussChaos December 19, 2021

Chin Glazer

One who shoots a load on anothers chin.

The young whore received a serious chin glazing.

by P Ditty November 2, 2003

Nut Glaze

The fine film of female ejaculant left on your testicles after having sex all night.

Dude I boned Tess all night and had to get up and wash off the nut glaze before it dried.

by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010

Minimum wage glaze

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

by Read and Write January 27, 2020

Cherry Glazed Donut

while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed

I gave her a nice cherry glazed donut

by super wedo December 21, 2008

glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

by retired fag hag August 30, 2006

Geezer

An old asshole who drives slowly. Male geezers can't get it up.

Mike: Who is that fuck head who is driving so slowly?
Tom: Must a one of those fucking geezers

by Sean DeFile May 3, 2003