German Pancake

The absolute worst, most perverse, lude sex act known to man.

see also, The Aristocrats

Truman: The only way to describe that Tiajuana weekend... German Pancake!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!

by EliteCAT September 21, 2006

german chocolate poundcake

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

by smashedflat December 16, 2007

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

by jcfud January 9, 2009

german lopez

Smart little shit, sometimes stubborn but all around not that damn bad not bad at all

German, Bah, He aint nothing but a glory hound person, but hey he's like women gotta love da child

by Sasuke March 26, 2003

german's left nut

a figure of small proportion; pathetic.

That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!

by shanakishala January 30, 2008