When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
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by Aylig July 18, 2022
Get the Salty Garymug. by miss millar 69 November 25, 2019
Get the Garymug. A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of making him ejaculate faster .
by BEARDEDRAIDER February 13, 2024
Get the The Garymug. by Bebik March 21, 2024
Get the A Garymug. The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors
I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….
Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .
Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .
Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the Gary glitter faux pasmug. by stellagosa January 26, 2022
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