Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit
by Grand Wizard Cock May 09, 2018
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talabases grease

Is when you fuck an old lady and she cums like gravy
Oh baby, make me cum all over your with my talabases grease!
by Mr.grease November 17, 2017
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catch grease

Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.
Man, those servers are going to catch grease from the kitchen for Jessica’s mistake.
by Magnus Beefstroke October 03, 2021
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Muffin grease

Vaginal sucreation, pussy fluid
Did you get lucky last night

Yeah! My cock is still covered in muffin grease.
by Crackslime January 25, 2019
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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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Man-grease

The thin film of lubricant that coats the water surface of an all-guy hot tub party.
The boy's hot tub party was interrupted when Randy broke the man-grease coming up for air.
by Easternschooner December 05, 2023
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day grease

the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.
"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."
by Splateen74 October 15, 2019
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