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post-gray

Look at your computer right now, is it gray? If not, was it once gray and now that color of spoiled milk? If so, your computer is not post-gray.

Is your computer Dell-black? Is it Apple-white or clear or red or blue or purple? If so, then you and your computer are proud participants in the post-gray movement.

Post-gray is not so much a cultural revolution or the color of computers, but the hardware evolution of the lonely unnetworkable PCs made in the mid-to-late 90s that never work and sit in your closet. Post-gray is the buzzword (in other words I didn't make it up) that embodies the progressive desires of the PC Aristocracy to sell you and your business gigahertzed computers that hook up easier than college dormies.

The post-gray reality is here. The kind clergy of the computer world have given us laser mice, flat monitors, and DSL. Good riddance to the roller mice, thirty pound 15" theatres, and serial cables of the distant 20th century. Our computers are post-gray and so are we. We are so post-gray that if Dell put out a gray computer it would be fashionable again... but it would still be post-gray.

My cubicle features an Old Regime 500Mhz PC encapsulated in yellow and a streamlined 2.4Ghz Dell, dude, with flat monitor and laser mouse: Pride of the post-gray regime. Only one is connected to the internet right now. One is a steam engine, the other is cold fusion. One weighs more than a boulder, the other can sit on my shoulder. Sir, welcome to the post-gray world.

Actually, forget it. It's just style over substance.
my ipod is like so post-gray

my office sports only post-gray machines
by mememe April 30, 2003
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Graydon

Gay Homo. Thinks hes cool and sticks his tongue out every 2 seconds. He has no friends and thinks hes a good QB. Throws the football like a frisbee and sticks his dick in hes garbage disposal.
That guy Graydon. Super Graydon!
by MikeHoncho99 October 11, 2018
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Graysen

Graysen is a GIRL... anyway she is very nice and pretty, and she has a very serious relationship with evan and mkjeep.
LOL graysen is with mk again?
by marlowe8473 October 2, 2020
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the gray

Rolled up duct tape,
Doing the Ray is the act of smoking rolled up duct tape to get high
Man 1: hey man what do you smoke
Man 2: the gray, it's the best high I've had
by Dj gray June 2, 2015
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Grayson and Sean

Grayson and Sean, are, in short, <3.
Sean: "You like it?"
Grayson: "I like it."
by :) August 4, 2004
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grayed out

Not quite blacking out, but still having serious problems with memory as a result of alcohol or drug intake.

Graying out is spotiness or haziness of working and short term memory.

Most commonly a result of smoking copious amounts of reefer, graying out makes time move much faster.
Saturday morning me and a crazy ass white chick smoked so much pot that I grayed out until 6pm that night.
by Max Pa December 9, 2008
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Graybar Land

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).
“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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